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Boyfriend (Feat. 2 Chainz, Mac Miller, Asher Roth) [Remix] - Justin Bieber
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| Body: | Oh, guess what time of the month it is! |
|---|---|
| Me: | Please, God, no-- |
| Ovaries: | ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Brain: | I quit. I quit. Kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. Oh my god salty snacks I am furious. |
| Me: | Please, guys, calm down-- |
| Face: | TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. |
| Brain: | And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn |
| Torso: | Time to practice labor. Cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO |
| Me: | STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! |
| Stomach: | Lol clothes cant fit you anymore. You are bloated. You are now a balloooooooon! |
| Me: | I hate you all |
| Brain: | I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. We need to procreate. |
| Face: | Lol, I'm not done yet. |
| Uterus: | What did I ever do to deserve this? |
| Brain: | You just wait uterus. They're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. |
| Uterus: | You mother fuckers. |
| Torso: | CONTRACT! |
| Me: | I quit being female, I am now a llama. |
| Brain: | Me gusta. |
